Chopper pilots

When you're trying to break in your new pistons and shake down your bike to sort out any problems. You might end up riding 200 plus miles with someone named Brains. The pavement keeps ending and the choppers don't like the dirt. Around 3 AM with a short in your ignition switch making your headlight flicker you're at a truck stop far west of town. There's a homeless lady eating a subway sandwich with her cat. It's about time to head home.